Friday, May 22, 2009

Another joke

From my buddy, Jim.

The economy is so bad...

  • CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
  • Jewish women are marrying for love.
  • Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.
  • Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
  • Obama met with the following small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.
  • McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
  • Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
  • A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
  • The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
  • Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
  • People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
  • Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US?".
  • Motel Six won't leave the light on.
  • The Mafia is laying off judges.

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