Deep Thoughts by Mitch Kavalsky

Can an atheist get insurance coverage for "acts of god"?

The Baseball Player

Similar to Hanna, a father of one of the other boys on Jacob's team took pictures at their final game. I know he is only 4 years old (soon to be 5), but a father can imagine the day his son steps on to a major league field. And, of course, I had to put these first pics to one of the standards of baseball music, Dan Fogerty's Centerfield.

This just in....

Crunchberries are not a fruit. Well, duh. But, somebody decided to sue the maker's of Crunchberries saying it was misleading (http://www.loweringthebar.net/2009/06/reasonable-consumer-would-know-crunchberries-are-not-real-judge-rules.html). Thank goodness the judge threw this case out saying any reasonable person understand crunchberries are not a fruit. What made me laugh even more was how at the end of the article it was pointed out that a similar case brought on by the plaintiff against the makers of Fruit Loops was thrown out as well.

What next? Sue the makers of Boca Burgers for the lack of beef in their product?